You know what they say, wisdom comes from the most unexpected places. In this case, we’re talking about kids! These little ones have a lot to say, and it’s always hilarious and heartwarming. So get ready for a good laugh and a little bit of wisdom from the mouths of babes.
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him. – Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9
5. All you need in life is a friend who has chocolate. – Sophie, 11
6. Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to. – Emily, 10
7. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. – Taylia, 11
8. If your dog doesn’t like somebody, maybe you shouldn’t either. – Liam, 8
9. Sometimes you just need to take a nap and get over it. – Maura, 8
10. You know it was a good day if you didn’t hit or bite anyone. – Nathanial, 4
11. Never allow your 3-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14
12. Don’t squat with your spurs on. – Noronha, 13
13. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. – Andrew, 9
14. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass milk. – Armir, 9
15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a house. – Naomi, 15
16. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10
17. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9
18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. – Alyesha, 13
19. Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8
20. They lived happily ever after, and then they had to go to work. – Georgi, 4
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